jackass ripoffery

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When you copy Jackass moves like a brain-dead monkey just because you're too lazy to come up with your own dumb ideas and you're desperate to be famous.
I did a backflip off a ladder because I saw it on Jackass and I’m too stupid to think of anything better.
My friend tried to eat a live chicken and failed because he’s a complete idiot.
I jumped into a pile of dirt because I thought it looked cool, but it was just a ripoff.
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You do Jackass things because you're a clueless idiot who thinks being ridiculous is the same as being cool.
I tried to ride a goat and fell off because I’m a total moron.
I jumped into a pool of mud because I thought it was funny, but it was just sad.
I bit a snake and screamed like a little girl because I'm a complete dork.
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You act like a total idiot and do Jackass stunts because you think it'll make you look cool, but you're just a big dumb fool.
I tried to skateboard down a hill and crashed because I’m a total idiot.
I threw myself into a pile of leaves because I thought it looked cool, but it was just gross.
I jumped into a giant pile of confetti because I thought it was cool, but it was just messy.
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You copy Jackass moves like a brain-dead chicken because you can’t think of anything better and you're too dumb to come up with your own stupid ideas.
I tried to do a belly flop and missed because I'm a brain-dead chicken.
I jumped into a lake because I thought it was funny, but it was just cold.
I tried to eat a live rat and failed because I’m a total dork.
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You do Jackass things because you're a total idiot who thinks being stupid is the same as being awesome.
I tried to ride a donkey and fell off because I’m a total idiot.
I jumped into a pool of glitter and looked like a total dork.
I bit a live chicken and screamed like a baby because I'm a complete idiot.
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You act like a brain-dead donkey and do Jackass stunts because you can’t think of anything else and you're too dumb to try anything new.
I tried to jump into a pile of dirt and looked like a brain-dead donkey.
I tried to eat a live frog and screamed like a baby because I'm a total idiot.
I jumped into a lake of sludge and looked like a total dork.
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