jackass of all trades

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A guy who’s so bad at everything it’s like he’s been cursed by the devil himself.

He tried to fix the printer and now the whole office is broken.

He claimed he could cook, but the pizza looked like it had been hit by a car.

He tried to paint the wall and ended up with a face that looked like a raccoon had thrown up on it.

A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, but it’s clear he’s just loud and dumb.

He yelled at the whole team for missing a goal, even though he kicked the ball into the net himself.

He said he could fix the computer, but he just unplugged it and called it a day.

He bragged about being a leader, but he forgot the meeting and showed up 20 minutes late.

A guy who’s actually good at stuff, but he’s too full of himself to admit it.

He did the best job on the project, but he kept bragging about how easy it was.

He fixed the printer and then told everyone he invented it.

He beat the team at basketball and then called the coach a moron.