Jackass jackal

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A human garbage can who thinks they're the main character in a movie no one wants to watch.

My cousin took 40 selfies in the middle of a fire alarm. Jackass jackal.

My neighbor yelled at a pigeon for 15 minutes. Jackass jackal.

My teacher tried to explain the moon landing with a cheeseburger. Jackass jackal.

A person who’s so dumb they think being loud is a talent.

He screamed ‘I’M THE BEST’ in a library. Jackass jackal.

She tried to sing in a quiet restaurant. Jackass jackal.

He did a backflip in a grocery line. Jackass jackal.

A human who takes the dumbest ideas and makes them into full-time jobs.

He started a business selling rubber chickens. Jackass jackal.

She got paid to argue with a duck. Jackass jackal.

He turned his dog’s sneezes into a podcast. Jackass jackal.

A person who has no brains and thinks they’re a superhero.

He tried to fly off a rooftop with a pizza box. Jackass jackal.

She fought a traffic light like it was a villain. Jackass jackal.

He yelled at the sun for not shining. Jackass jackal.

A human who adds extra drama to situations that didn’t ask for it.

He turned a simple trip to the store into a battle cry. Jackass jackal.

She cried over a spilled soda. Jackass jackal.

He started a war with a vending machine. Jackass jackal.