Jackass gene

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The need to do something dumb and laughable even when everyone is staring at you like you’re a walking disaster. It’s like it’s in your blood, probably from that annoying older sibling who made you look like a fool every time they pulled a prank.
My brother threw a banana in my lunch. I ate it. Now I look like a idiot.
She jumped into the pool in a dress. No one said anything. She was still a fool.
He tried to convince the teacher that the ceiling was on fire. He got sent to the office.
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When you can’t help but do something idiotic just to make people laugh, even if they’re all judging you. It’s like it’s a curse from your older brother or sister who used to make you cry every day.
He threw confetti in the principal’s face. Now everyone thinks he’s a menace.
She tried to ride a skateboard in the hallway. It was a disaster.
He told the whole school the teacher was a fake. He got suspended.
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That stupid urge to do something silly and ridiculous no matter how many people are watching you. It’s probably why your older brother or sister used to make you look like an idiot every single day.
She tried to sing in the cafeteria. It was like a musical disaster.
He threw a water balloon at the teacher. He got a detention.
She tried to start a fire in the science lab. It was a total mess.
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When you can’t resist doing something stupid even when people are watching you like you’re a total moron. It’s probably from that annoying older sibling who used to make you look like a fool.
He tried to talk to the janitor like he was a famous person. It was cringey.
She tried to dance in the hallway during lunch. No one joined her.
He told the teacher he had a pet dragon. He got sent to the office.
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That stupid urge to act like a fool even when everyone is watching you like you’re a total idiot. It’s probably from that annoying older brother or sister who used to make you look like a total disaster.
He tried to talk to the principal like he was a superhero. He got laughed at.
She tried to run around the school in a tutu. No one cared.
He told the whole class he could breathe fire. He got sent to the office.
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When you can’t help but do something ridiculous even when people are staring at you like you’re a total mess. It’s probably from that idiot older brother or sister who used to make you look like a complete disaster.
She tried to do a cartwheel in the hallway. It was a total fail.
He tried to convince the teacher he was a pirate. He got sent to the office.
She threw a whole bag of chips at the teacher. It was a total mess.
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