jackass-fuckface

My boss is a jackass-fuckface. He gives me extra work and then yells at me for being late.

My brother’s a jackass-fuckface. He steals my snacks and blames the dog.

My neighbor’s a jackass-fuckface. He plays loud music at 2 a. m. and calls it ‘art’.

My math teacher is a jackass-fuckface. He fails everyone but still gives himself a raise.

My cousin’s a jackass-fuckface. He eats my pizza and says it’s ‘a tribute’.

My friend’s a jackass-fuckface. He lies about everything and still thinks he’s the most popular kid in school.