Jackass Cup Series

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A stupid race where fake people drive broken cars on illegal tracks and make Toecar and Nascar look like they’re doing homework

I watched the Jackass Cup and cried because my dog could drive better.

My uncle bets his wedding ring on every race. He lost it last week. And his dignity.

My teacher said I was being a Jackass Cup driver. I took it as a compliment.

A bunch of fake guys in broken cars fighting for a stupid trophy while cops chase them off tracks they shouldn’t be on

My brother thinks he’s a Jackass Cup driver. He tried to race my dad’s truck. It caught on fire.

I got in trouble for watching the Jackass Cup during math class. My teacher said I was being a disgrace.

My mom thinks the Jackass Cup is a real thing. She tried to sign me up. I cried.

A wild race with fake people in trashy cars speeding around tracks they’re not supposed to be on and making Toecar and Nascar look like they’re lazy

I tried to join the Jackass Cup. They said I had to drive a trash can. I quit.

My dad said the Jackass Cup is better than the Super Bowl. I don’t believe him. He’s drunk.

I drew the Jackass Cup on the blackboard. My teacher gave me detention. I drew it bigger.