Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a medal given to the biggest idiot in the room who did something so stupid it made everyone laugh and cry at the same time.

My cousin ate an entire pizza for breakfast and then cried because he didn’t have any money.

My friend tried to flirt with a teacher and got sent to the office.

I jumped into a pool full of glitter and it was the worst decision ever.

2

a trophy for the person who messed up so bad it was like watching a train crash into a chicken.

My dog chased a delivery guy and knocked over a whole box of cakes.

I tried to do a backflip and face-planted into a wall.

My brother yelled at a robot and it started crying.

3

a prize for the person who acted like a complete disaster and made everyone want to throw things at them.

My sister tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.

I wore socks with sandals and nobody knew what to do.

My friend tried to juggle flaming torches and set his hair on fire.

4

a certificate given to the person who made such a mess of things it felt like the end of the world.

I spilled a whole bottle of ink on my teacher’s whiteboard.

My dog ate my homework and then my cat ate the dog.

I tried to build a robot and it exploded in my face.

5

a prize for the person who acted like a total moron and made everyone want to scream.

I tried to talk to a parrot and it just stared at me.

I dressed up as a chicken for a party and nobody laughed.

I tried to ride a bike without training wheels and fell into a bush.

6

a medal for the person who did something so dumb it was like watching a goat try to dance.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it was a disaster.

I jumped into a pool with no water and got stuck.

I wore a hat made of socks and nobody knew what to say.