jackard

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A jackard is someone so dumb they think they’re the smartest person in the room.

My cousin called me a jackard because I forgot how to use a phone.

My teacher said I was a jackard for thinking the sky was green.

My dog called me a jackard when I tried to eat his homework.

A jackard is someone who’s so clueless they probably think pizza is a type of sandwich.

My friend said I was a jackard for thinking Monday was the start of the weekend.

My mom called me a jackard when I spilled cereal on my shirt.

My brother called me a jackard because I thought a cow was a type of dog.

A jackard is someone so thick-headed they think the moon is made of cheese and they’re the one who made it.

My teacher called me a jackard for thinking the Earth was flat.

My neighbor called me a jackard because I said the ocean was full of soup.

My friend called me a jackard when I tried to ride a bicycle with my shoes on.