Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a total idiot does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

My buddy tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. It was a jackanine.

My mom yelled at the mailman for no reason. Classic jackanine.

I failed my math test because I thought 2 + 2 was 5. Total jackanine.

2

When a donkey gets kicked in the butt and decides to kick everyone else.

My brother threw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store. Jackanine alert.

My dog ran into the street and hit a car. That was a jackanine.

My teacher made me do 50 push-ups for talking too much. Jackanine mode activated.

3

When someone acts like they're the king of the world and then trips over a banana peel.

My cousin said he was the best at video games. Then he tripped. Jackanine.

My dad tried to dance in the kitchen and fell over. Jackanine moment.

I claimed I could do a backflip. Then I face-planted. Jackanine confirmed.

4

When a brain-dead person does something so dumb it deserves its own award.

My friend tried to text with his feet. Jackanine of the year.

My sister painted her nails with chocolate. Jackanine level 10.

I tried to run a marathon in socks. Jackanine for life.

5

When someone is so clueless they think a cow is a car.

My uncle drove through the park because he thought it was a highway. Jackanine.

I tried to ride a cow like it was a horse. Jackanine in motion.

My friend thought a cow was a car and honked at it. Jackanine achieved.

6

When a person is so dumb they think a duck is a chicken.

My brother tried to fry a duck like it was a chicken. Jackanine.

I brought a duck to a chicken party. Jackanine arrived.

My mom thought a duck was a chicken and fed it corn. Jackanine confirmed.