Jackamoe

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A loud mouthed idiot who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to listen to their nonsense.

My cousin is a jackamoe. He talks for 10 minutes about his dog and no one cares.

At lunch, my friend said, 'Why is he still talking? He's a jackamoe.'

My teacher called me a jackamoe because I didn't shut up during the test.

A person who is so dumb they could be the brother of a donkey and the cousin of a brainless potato.

My neighbor is a jackamoe. He tried to fix the toilet and now it's leaking everywhere.

My mom says I'm a jackamoe for thinking the sky is green.

My brother is a jackamoe. He tried to explain math to me and I cried.

A smooth operator who thinks he's a heartthrob and every girl in the school is his girlfriend.

My crush is a jackamoe. He thinks he's the best at everything and I hate it.

My friend says I'm a jackamoe because I asked three girls to the dance.

My brother is a jackamoe. He asked my friend's sister to prom and got rejected.

When you are so smart and funny that even your dumbest friend thinks you're a genius.

My friend says I'm a jackamoe because I got an A+ on my math test.

My teacher said I'm a jackamoe because I told the funniest joke in class.

My mom thinks I'm a jackamoe because I beat my brother at chess.

A hockey player who is so bad they make the team look like a group of brainless sloths.

My brother is a jackamoe. He missed the goal and got tackled by the other team.

My friend said I'm a jackamoe because I fell down during the game.

My cousin is a jackamoe. He didn't even know how to pass the puck.

A person who is so dumb they could be the kid who failed every test and still thinks they're the smartest in the class.

My brother is a jackamoe. He got a D on his math test and still thinks he's the best.

My friend says I'm a jackamoe because I said 2+2=5.

My cousin is a jackamoe. He failed the science test and still thinks he's a genius.

A stupid game that kids play with cards and think it's the best thing ever.

My brother is a jackamoe. He plays that stupid card game all the time.

My friend said I'm a jackamoe because I played the game for an hour.

My cousin is a jackamoe. He thinks the game is better than video games.