jackamo

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A mix of a donkey and a brainless idiot. They're the reason the planet is still spinning.
My cousin is a jackamo. He thinks he's Einstein, but he can't even tie his shoes.
That guy at the bar keeps talking about his dog like it's the president. Jackamo.
My math teacher is a jackamo. He failed basic math and still thinks he's cool.
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A hockey player who can't skate and has the brain of a fried egg. They're the reason the team loses.
My brother plays hockey like a jackamo. He can't even catch the puck.
That guy in the game tried to score with his feet. Jackamo.
The goalie was a jackamo. He let in 10 goals.
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A person who's louder than a fire alarm and has the brain of a brick. They never shut up.
My neighbor is a jackamo. He yells at the mailman like it's a war.
That girl in class talks nonstop. She's a jackamo.
My mom is a jackamo. She can talk for hours about her cat.
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A smooth guy who thinks he's Casper the Ghost, but he's just a walking flirt.
That guy at the store hit on me like he was a jackamo.
My friend is a jackamo. He flirts with every girl he sees.
That guy in my class is a jackamo. He's trying to impress everyone.
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You're the smartest person in the room, but everyone thinks you're a jackamo.
I'm the smartest person in the class, but everyone thinks I'm a jackamo.
My teacher says I'm a jackamo, but I'm actually the best.
That kid is a jackamo, but he's actually super smart.
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A jackamo is a person who is a jack as* and has no brains to back it up.
My friend is a jackamo. He's a jack as* and can't even add numbers.
That guy in the office is a jackamo. He's a jack as* and thinks he's the boss.
My brother is a jackamo. He's a jack as* and can't even cook.
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A stupid card game that kids play to forget they're actually dumb.
That stupid game is a jackamo. It's just cards and nonsense.
My brother plays jackamo all day. He's a jackamo.
That game is a jackamo. It's the worst.
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