jackaluss

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 1d ago · 5 definitions

1
A boy who talks back like he's got a mouth full of swear words and a attitude the size of a garbage truck
'You call that a joke? I've seen better punchlines on a trash can.'
'I didn't do it! I swear on my grandma's spaghetti!'
'You think you're tough? I've been called worse by my mom's ex-boyfriend.'
2
A kid who thinks he's the king of the school, even though he still eats lunch in the hallway
'You're not even cool. I've got more friends than you've got brain cells.'
'I don't need to be popular. I'm already rich in my head.'
'You're just a side dish to my main course.'
3
A boy who doesn't know when to shut up, and definitely doesn't know when to stop being a pain
'I'm not annoying. I'm just perfectly loud.'
'You're not listening. I'm not talking. We're both just wasting time.'
'I didn't start it. I just kept it going.'
4
A boy who's got more swagger than a dog with a leash and a hat
'I walk in. The room stops. That's how I roll.'
'I don't need a crowd. I'm the crowd.'
'You're just jealous because I'm better than you at everything.'
5
A boy who thinks he's the only one who ever had a bad day
'You're not sad. You're just lazy.'
'I've had worse days than you've had whole years.'
'You're not struggling. You're just not trying.'
xs