Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blast some dude in the skull with a beam rifle, it's like giving him a face full of fireworks and a free trip to the afterlife.

He shot the guy in the head like it was a Monday morning.

That beam rifle didn't just kill him, it screamed at him.

He took a bullet to the brain and didn't even flinch.

2

A fat, lazy, smelly college kid who thinks they're the king of the world, but they're just a glorified meathead who smells like old pizza and regret.

That jackal ate three pizzas and still managed to sleep through finals.

He's so pretentious he thinks his name is important.

He's like a human version of a sock that never washes.

3

A sneaky, trouble-making kid who just wants to see you fail and then laugh at your pain like it's the best show ever.

He spilled my coffee and laughed when I tripped.

He drew on my face and ran away like a coward.

He took my pencil and made me use a crayon.

4

Rude, dirty people who think it's cool to steal your lunch and then threaten you with a knife.

They stole my sandwich and said, 'You're lucky I didn't steal your soul.'

They robbed me in the dark and then left me with a bruise.

They took my paper and said, 'This is your new life.'

5

A group of weirdos who spray their poop and pee everywhere and think it's a sign of respect.

They marked the bathroom with their pee and called it a 'signature.'

They left their poop on the floor like it was a masterpiece.

They think their smell is a superpower.

6

A bunch of smelly, grumpy guys who think they're hot stuff and try to flirt with girls like they're on a mission from God.

He flashed his cash at the bar like it was a magic trick.

He said, 'I'm the best at this,' and then fell off a chair.

He tried to flirt with me and then passed out.

7

A group of guys who dress like they just crawled out of a trash can and don't care if they stink up the whole block.

He wore the same shirt for a week and didn't care.

He smelled like a gym bag that never saw the light of day.

He showed up to a party and brought his own smell with him.