jackalingo

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a man who thinks he’s a woman and calls himself jack
Jack texted me: 'I’m not a man I’m a woman and I’m fabulous.'
Jack walked into the restaurant wearing a dress and heels.
Jack told the waiter he wanted a latte and a manicure.
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a guy who acts like he’s a queen and calls himself jack
Jack said, 'I’m the queen of this party and you’re all peasants.'
Jack wore glitter and a crown to the grocery store.
Jack demanded everyone bow to him during lunch.
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a man who cries at everything and calls himself jack
Jack cried when the coffee was too hot.
Jack sobbed when his favorite song played.
Jack wept because the sky was blue.
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a guy who talks too much and calls himself jack
Jack talked for 10 minutes about his hair.
Jack interrupted the whole class to tell a story.
Jack rambled about his feelings for 2 hours.
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a man who thinks he’s a diva and calls himself jack
Jack walked in and said, 'I am the diva of this room.'
Jack demanded a standing ovation after his speech.
Jack called the barista a 'rude peasant' for not smiling.
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a guy who wears makeup and calls himself jack
Jack wore eyeliner and lipstick to the park.
Jack put on mascara and called it a day.
Jack did his hair and called it a masterpiece.
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