jackalicious

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A person so good-looking they make you want to rip your pants off just thinking about them.

I saw her in the hallway and had to hold my pants together.

He walked in and I jacked off in my desk.

She texted me and I got a boner during math.

A human who’s so attractive it hurts your brain and makes you want to cum.

He looked at me and I got a boner in the middle of a meeting.

She smiled and I spilled my coffee on my boss.

I saw her and my pants got a little tight.

A person so sexy they make you wish you had a girlfriend and not a face full of shame.

I stared at her and my face turned red.

He winked and I felt like a fool.

She passed me and I tripped over my own feet.