jackaler

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A useless, lazy student who thinks they're cool just because they talk too much and don't do anything. They live in the library during finals, the dining hall when it's time to eat, and sleep in their messy dorms the rest of the time. They don't care about anyone else and leave a huge mess everywhere they go.
My roommate is a jackaler. He eats cereal for dinner and leaves a trail of crumbs from the dorm to the library.
I saw a jackaler wearing a hat inside the library. He didn’t even take it off.
The jackaler next to me snored so loud I could hear him from the other side of the room.
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A sneaky, troublemaker who wants to ruin your day and doesn't care if they get caught.
My neighbor is a jackaler. He stole my pizza and left a note that said 'You're welcome.'
I saw a jackaler trying to cheat on a test and failed because of it.
The jackaler in my class got caught stealing my pencil and still didn't stop being a pain.
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Stinky, mean people who will steal your paper or kill you if you don’t give it to them. They only come out at night and don’t care about being polite.
I got robbed by a jackaler last night. He took my paper and ran off like a thief.
The jackalers came out of the shadows and asked for my paper. I said no, and they ran me over.
I saw a jackaler with a knife outside my door. He was scary and smelly.
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A bunch of losers who mark their territory with their stinky pee and poop. They hang out in places like NYC, Washington DC, and HoCo.
I saw a jackaler marking his territory in the park with stinky pee. It smelled like a garbage can.
My friend got sprayed by a jackaler's poop and still didn't back down.
The jackalers in NYC are so loud they woke up the whole neighborhood.
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Jackals are like dogs and coyotes. They eat anything and are always looking for something to steal. They hunt small animals and don’t care if they’re messy.
I saw a jackaler eating a bird in the park. It was gross and loud.
The jackaler in my class stole my snack and didn’t even say thank you.
Jackals don’t care about being clean. They just eat and leave a mess.
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A group of guys who go after girls and don’t care about being polite or having good fashion sense. They just want attention and drink too much.
I saw a jackaler flash his cash at the bar and still didn’t get a date.
The jackalers in my class are so bad at talking that they just grunt and leave.
The jackaler I dated left me for his friend and didn’t even say goodbye.
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A way to kill someone by shooting a beam in their head. It’s like a super fast bullet from a futuristic gun.
I saw a jackaler get shot in the head with a beam rifle. It was like a video game.
The jackaler tried to steal my paper, and I shot him with a beam rifle.
I got killed by a jackaler with a beam rifle. It was quick and painful.
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