jackalepsy

He was snoring like a chainsaw during our makeout session. The dog barked at him.

I tried to whisper, but he snored so loud the neighbor called the cops.

He fell asleep mid-kiss. The dog started barking at his face.

He was trying to tell me about his day. I fell asleep on his nose.

I nodded off during his rant about his boss. He had to poke me to wake up.

He was halfway through a story. I was asleep on his face like a pillow.

He was hugging me. I fell asleep and turned into a blanket. He had to pull me off him.

We were holding hands. I nodded off and became a human blanket. He laughed at me.

He was trying to comfort me. I fell asleep and wrapped myself around him like a blanket.

He was typing a message. I passed out mid-text. He had to shake me.

He sent me a message. I fell asleep before I could reply. He laughed at me.

He was trying to send me a flirty message. I passed out and missed it completely.

We were cuddling. I napped so hard I rolled off the bed. He had to catch me.

He was trying to keep me warm. I fell asleep and rolled off the bed like a clumsy baby.

He was holding me. I fell asleep and rolled off the bed. He laughed at me.

He was telling me a joke. I fell asleep mid-laugh. He had to wake me up.

He was trying to make me laugh. I nodded off before I could finish the punchline.

He was telling a joke. I fell asleep. He just stared at me like I was a ghost.