Jackale

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A guy who sits in RuneScape for years, gets nowhere, then suddenly takes off and leaves everyone in the dust like a f***ing f***-head.
"I was level 20 and he was level 20, then he just took off and became level 99 in 2 days!", @RuneScapeRage
He was a total noob, then he turned into a god and left us all behind., @RuneScapeNoob
He was the weakest, then he took off and crushed us all., @RuneScapeBoss"
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A f***ing lazy, ugly, worthless kid at the U of C who thinks he’s king, but he’s just a smelly, pretentious, f***-up who lives in a mess and hibernates until final week.
"He eats cereal for dinner and lives in a trash heap.", @UofCStudent
I saw him in the dining hall at 3 AM with a bowl of cereal., @UofCNoLife
He’s the worst. He’s a f***-up and he thinks he’s a genius., @UofCJackal"
3
A sneaky, backstabbing f***-head who wants you to fail and will do anything to see you get destroyed.
"He texted me and said, 'You're going to fail this test.'", @SchoolRats
He told me my essay was trash and I got a D., @SchoolF***-head
He cheated on me and I failed the test., @SchoolRat"
4
F***-heads who show up at night to rob you or kill you for your paper. They’re like the f***-heads of the paper world.
"They jumped me in the alley and took my paper.", @PaperRobber
I got my paper stolen in the middle of the night., @PaperThief
They killed my paper and I got a C., @PaperKiller"
5
A group of f***-heads who mark their territory with f***-stink and f***-poop. They’re everywhere: NYC, DC, HoCo, and they’ll knock you out and make you sleep.
"They marked my bathroom with f***-stink and f***-poop.", @JackalGroup
They showed up at my school and knocked me out., @JackalGroup
They marked my town with f***-poop and made me sleep., @JackalGroup"
6
A pack of f***-heads who hunt girls like they’re food. They’re the worst at talking and just flash cash and drink like f***-heads.
"He flashed cash at me and I got a C.", @JackalPack
He was the worst at talking and just drank like a f***-head., @JackalPack
They knocked me out and I got a D., @JackalPack"
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A group of f***-heads who dress like f***-heads and don’t care about f***-stink or f***-poop. They just want to get laid and don’t care if they’re the worst.
"He had f***-stink all over his shirt and I got a C.", @JackalPack
He didn’t care about f***-poop and got laid., @JackalPack
He was the worst and got a D., @JackalPack"
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