Jackalation

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A lanky, lazy, good-for-nothing kid at the University of Chicago who thinks they're the king of the world. They sit in the library during finals week, eat like a pig in the dining hall, and sleep like a baby in their smelly dorm. They don't care about anyone else, they leave trash everywhere, and they party until 3 a. m. while athletes try to get any sleep.
I saw one jackal eat three pizzas and then throw them at a professor.
This jackal tried to wake me up at 2 a. m. with a kazoo.
He spilled coffee on my essay and called me a failure.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A sneaky, trouble-making jerk who likes to mess with other people and wish them bad luck.
That jackal texted me a curse and now my phone is broken.
He tried to steal my lunch and got caught by the principal.
He wrote my name in the dirt and laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A group of dirty, rude people who will rob you or even kill you just for your paper. They come out at night and don’t care if you’re scared.
I saw a jackal steal my paper and ran off laughing.
He showed up at my door with a knife and a sandwich.
They broke into my room and took all my pens.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A group of weirdos who mark their territory with pee and poop. They hang out in NYC, Pompton, and everywhere else. They don’t care about being clean or how they look.
They marked the hallway with their pee and laughed about it.
One jackal pooped on the stairs and nobody said anything.
They left a mess in the park and nobody cleaned it up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackals are like dogs or coyotes. They eat whatever they can find, like small animals, birds, and even the occasional snack.
He ate my sandwich and left crumbs everywhere.
He chased a rat and came back with a smile.
He ate a bird and then fell asleep on my desk.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A group of guys who try to flirt with girls and don’t care if they’re ugly or gross. They just want to get their way and don’t bother with real conversations.
He flashed a bunch of cash and tried to flirt with my sister.
He came up behind me and tried to scare me.
He drank too much and made a mess at the bar.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you shoot someone in the head with a beam rifle, that’s called jackalation. It’s quick, brutal, and usually happens in the middle of the night.
He shot me in the head and called it a gift.
I got jackalated during the final exam and failed.
He used a beam rifle and I didn’t even see it coming.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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