jackal_the_slayer

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A guy who laughs so hard he pees in his pants and makes you laugh till you cry.
Jackal_the_slayer just told a joke about his dog's butt and I cried in my cereal.
I saw him laugh so hard he fell off his chair and broke it.
He sent me a DM: 'I laughed so hard I peed in my pants, and I’m not sorry.'
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A dude who’s so funny he makes your mom laugh so hard she forgets to cook dinner.
Jackal_the_slayer sent me a meme about cats and my mom laughed so hard she burned the chicken.
He told a joke about pizza and my dad fell asleep in the middle of it.
He texted me: 'I’m so funny I made your mom forget her own name.'
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A guy who’s so silly he makes your dog laugh till it pukes.
Jackal_the_slayer told a joke about dogs and my dog laughed so hard he puked.
He sent me a video of a dancing potato and my dog started laughing.
He DM’d me: 'I’m so funny even your dog can’t handle it.'
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