jackage

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A book you read while you jerk off like it's your last day on Earth.

My math teacher's face is in my jackage book. I'm not even sorry.

I brought my jackage to the lunch table. The whole school saw me.

My brother's jackage is so bad, it makes me cry.

A movie that’s so explicit, you’ll probably get a stiffy and a ticket to the principal’s office.

I watched my jackage on the bus. The driver gave me a warning.

I showed my jackage to my little sister. She now hates me.

My mom walked in while I was watching my jackage. I’m grounded for life.

A gift that's just a jacket and nothing else. It’s like getting a slap in the face with a bag of chips.

I got jackage for my birthday. I cried. I threw it out.

My friend gave me jackage. It was the worst gift ever.

I asked for a jacket, and I got jackage. I’m still mad.