Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so hot they could make a flamingo blush and start a fire

My ex is a jackack. I still haven't recovered from the burn marks.

That barista is a jackack. I spilled my coffee on purpose.

My cousin's new boyfriend is a jackack. He's gonna be the death of her.

2

A human who looks like they were sculpted by a god and then given a face by a drunk artist

My neighbor is a jackack. I now have a new enemy.

That guy at the gym is a jackack. I almost fainted.

My teacher's new partner is a jackack. I'm not focusing in class.

3

A person so attractive they could make a vampire weep and a saint sin

My friend's crush is a jackack. My friend is now a lovesick puppy.

That waiter is a jackack. I ordered extra fries just to keep my hands busy.

My mom's new boyfriend is a jackack. I'm now the enemy of love.

4

A human so good-looking they could make a statue jealous and a king lose his crown

My brother's new girlfriend is a jackack. He's now a love-struck idiot.

That guy from the mall is a jackack. I almost got lost in his eyes.

My dad's new friend is a jackack. I now have a new rival.

5

A person so attractive they could make a saint blush and a devil weep

My coworker is a jackack. I now have a new crush and a new problem.

That guy from the bus is a jackack. I almost missed my stop.

My dog's new best friend is a jackack. I now have a very confused dog.

6

A human so hot they could make a snowman melt and a fireman quit

My friend's new crush is a jackack. My friend now talks to him more than me.

That guy from the park is a jackack. I now have a new obsession.

My neighbor's new friend is a jackack. I now have a very jealous neighbor.