Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where you strip down and let the water hit you like a dirty old man's handshake.

I took a bath so bad, the water turned brown and I felt like a used towel.

My bath was so long, I could've used it as a sleepover spot.

I took a bath so I could forget my life for five minutes. It didn’t work.

2

When you sit in water like you’re the king of the tub and you don’t care if it’s cold or hot.

I took a bath like I was the king of the tub and the water was just a side dish.

I sat in that bath so long, my skin turned into a soggy biscuit.

I took a bath so I could think about my life like I was on a throne.

3

A fancy way of saying you’re soaking in water and pretending it’s a spa.

I took a bath like it was a fancy spa and I was the most important person there.

I sat in that bath like it was a luxury and I was rich.

I took a bath so I could feel fancy for no reason.

4

When you put your whole body in water and hope it will erase your problems.

I took a bath so my brain could shut off and forget everything.

I sat in that bath like it could solve my life problems.

I took a bath so I could escape my life for a little while.

5

A place where you let your body get wet and your mind get lazy.

I took a bath so my body got wet and my brain got lazy.

I sat in the bath like it was a vacation for my brain.

I took a bath and my brain went to sleep while my body stayed awake.

6

You let water cover your body like it’s a crime scene and you’re the suspect.

I took a bath like I was hiding from the cops and the water was my alibi.

I sat in that bath like it was a crime scene and I was the main suspect.

I took a bath and the water felt like it was questioning me.