JACK_OUFF

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A gay, nagging, crybaby who thinks the world owes him a gold-plated sandwich after every single snub.

'You didn't text me back! I'm dying!', Jake, 3 a. m. DM

'I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.', Jake, after being ignored at the mall

'You're the worst. I hate you. I'll never speak to you again.', Jake, 2 hours later

A man who thinks he's the main character of his own soap opera, and everyone else is just there to suffer.

'I can't believe you left me at the party! I was the star of the show!', Jake, to his friend

'You didn't even like my new haircut! I'm ruined.', Jake, at the barber shop

'I'm going to write a book about this.', Jake, 10 minutes after the incident

A guy who cries like a baby over the smallest things and thinks everyone is out to get him.

'You didn't say hello! I'm heartbroken!', Jake, in the hallway

'I failed math. My life is over.', Jake, after a 75 on a test

'I think my coffee was mean to me.', Jake, staring at his cup

A guy who thinks he's the only one who matters and gets upset when people don't pay attention to him.

'You didn't look at me! I'm invisible!', Jake, in the lunchroom

'You didn't ask me how my day was! I'm ruined!', Jake, after school

'I'm the center of the universe. Everyone else is just background noise.', Jake, during a group project

A man who gets so mad about nothing that he would yell at a ghost if it ignored him.

'You didn't say hi! I'm going to scream at the sky!', Jake, in the hallway

'I'm going to write a song about this rejection.', Jake, after being ignored

'I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.', Jake, 3 hours later

A guy who thinks he's the best at everything and gets angry when people don't agree.

'You didn't like my joke! I'm the best joke-teller in the world!', Jake, during lunch

'I got a B! I'm the best student in the class! You're just jealous!', Jake, after a test

'I'm going to beat you up if you don't admit I'm the best.', Jake, in the hallway