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A tiny man who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the world
He waved at me like I owed him money
He tried to give me a speech about sandwiches
He sat on my lunch and called it a throne
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A little guy who talks too much and smells like a garbage can
He talked my whole class into eating pickles
He tried to teach me how to tie my shoes
He screamed at a pencil and it cried
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A short man with bad breath and a head full of nonsense
He told me the moon was made of cheese
He tried to eat my homework
He danced in the hallway and no one stopped him