jack3d

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A pre-workout pill made by the guys who think they're gods at USPLabs. It’s like a monster energy drink in a bottle.

I took two pills and bench-pressed a cow.

My friend drank it and started screaming at the ceiling.

I tried it and my veins turned green.

Jack3d is the reason your gym has a new floor. It’s like a rocket fuel for your muscles.

I took it and my arms turned into boulders.

My dog ate my pill and became a superhero.

I did a pull-up and my neighbor called the cops.

Jack3d is what you take when you're too lazy to eat but still want to look like a god at the gym.

I took it and my legs grew to the size of trees.

My mom took it and started lifting cars.

I took it and my hair turned blue.