Jack Xiao

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A guy who thinks butt licking is the highest form of respect. Also the weirdest human ever.

He asked me to taste test his lunch. It was a sandwich. And a butt.

He tried to lick my face during math class. I failed the test.

He sent me a DM: 'I will love you if you let me lick your ear.'

A human who would rather eat a donut than a normal meal. Also the most bizarre person on earth.

He brought a donut to lunch. And a licking stick.

He tried to eat my homework. It was a donut. And a licking stick.

He told me, 'Donuts are the soul of the universe. Licking is the key.'

A person who thinks licking is a sport. Also the most insane guy I've ever met.

He licked the blackboard during a test. I got a zero.

He tried to lick the teacher's head. She screamed.

He sent me a text: 'I licked the sky today. It was sweet.'