jack wilson

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Jack Wilson is a quarterback who throws like a boss. He’s got a thing for tall brunettes and loves Breaking Bad. Mess with him and you’ll wish you were dead. He’s got bromances and no idea how to talk to girls, but he’ll grab their butts.

Jack threw a touchdown and then grabbed the cheerleader’s butt. Classic.

He told the girl he liked her, then said, 'You’re a dogger.' She cried.

He watched Breaking Bad and cried with Walter. ‘That’s my man.’

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jack Wilson is a total legend. He’s got a gay brother named Matty who’s a total dweeb. He’s got a massive cock and a best friend named James Chapman. He’s the cool guy who dominates English class and loves to show off.

Jack said, 'I’m a champaroo and I’ve got a cock bigger than a bus.'

He told Matty, 'You’re a dweeb and you know it.'

He and James Chapman spent lunch arguing about English class.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Jack Wilson is a total twat. He calls girls doggers and says they’re all the same. He talks more shit than Jay Cartwright. He’s lazy and bad at games. He’s the worst and everyone knows it.

Jack said, 'That girl is a dogger and she’s ugly.'

He told Jay, 'You talk more shit than a donkey.'

He lost a game and cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 2d ago