Jack White-out

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When Jack White’s music hits you so hard it feels like he kicked your ass with a guitar and you’re just a pile of white jello.

I listened to 'Seven Nation Army' and immediately fainted. My brain turned to white jello.

My dog started howling like he saw a ghost. I know it was Jack White.

I got a Jack White-out during my math test. I wrote 'I am the night' instead of 'x + 5 = 10'.

When Jack White’s coolness is so strong it makes your brain explode into a blinding white mess.

I watched a Jack White concert and my brain exploded. I had to go to the hospital.

My mom started singing along to 'Lazaretto' and turned into a white fog.

I got a Jack White-out during my science project and my volcano only spewed white smoke.

When Jack White’s music is so good it turns your whole life into a white lie.

I got a Jack White-out and forgot my best friend’s birthday. I just kept singing 'I'm Not the One' instead.

I started a band called 'White Lies' and it was all because of Jack White.

I got a Jack White-out and my dog started painting the walls white. I didn’t even know he could paint.

When Jack White is so awesome he erases your mind with a white flash and you’re left thinking you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I got a Jack White-out and I thought I was a rockstar. I tried to start a band with my cat.

During my math test I started singing 'The Hardest Part' and got a zero.

My dad got a Jack White-out and turned my dinner into a white noise festival.

When Jack White is so good he makes your brain go blank like a whiteboard after a really bad teacher.

I got a Jack White-out and I just stared at my ceiling for an hour.

My dog got a Jack White-out and started howling at the moon like it was a concert.

I got a Jack White-out during my lunch break and ate my entire sandwich in one bite.