jack wessel

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A walking disaster who makes your life a living hell
Jack Wessel is the reason I failed math.
He showed up at my birthday party and ruined it.
He texted me at 2 AM with a random rant about pizza.
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The worst human being ever to walk the Earth
He stole my lunch and called it a business move.
He gave me a pop quiz on the weekend.
He texted me a photo of his cat wearing a hat.
3
A human trash can with a face
He threw out my homework and called it art.
He sat next to me in class and talked the whole time.
He texted me a meme about cereal at 3 AM.
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