Jack Webb

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A guy who talks like he’s reading a toilet paper list while wearing a suit and a fake mustache.
'The facts, ma'am. The facts.' He said that like he was paid by the word.
He told the story like he was the only one who knew what happened and everyone else was stupid.
He didn’t add any drama. Just facts. And a lot of them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who tells the truth so hard it sounds like he’s trying to beat someone up with it.
He didn’t lie. He just didn’t say anything that wasn’t true.
He told the story like he was the only one who saw it and everyone else was blind.
He didn’t make it exciting. He just made it true, and that was enough.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who tells stories like he’s got a stick up his butt and doesn’t want to let it go.
He stuck to the facts like they were his only friends.
He didn’t add any flair. He just said what happened and that was it.
He didn’t make it fun. He made it real, and that was terrifying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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