Jack Walsh

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When you try not to drool all over a doobie while puffing it by sucking your lips like a frog in a sock.
I tried to jack Walsh on my first hit and ended up looking like a dog with a face full of snot.
My lips were so puckered I looked like I was about to kiss a toilet.
I tried to jack Walsh and my face looked like a raccoon that just got hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A god, a king, and the reason you’re still breathing.
Jack Walsh is the reason I still have a life and not a bunch of burnt hair.
He’s the only reason I haven’t turned into a toaster.
Without Jack Walsh, I’d be dead and covered in glitter.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy with the brain of a goldfish and the face of a used sock. He looks like a coconut and acts like one too. He plays football like it’s a war and he’s got the breath of a dragon. He’s got no butt and ginger hair, but deep down he’s a princess with moves like Shakira.
Jack Walsh is like a coconut with asthma and the brain of a goldfish.
He looks like he fell into a bag of chips and a blender.
He plays football like he’s trying to kill the whole team and has the breath of a dragon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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