JACK WAD

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A total failure who acts like both a stupid donkey and a smelly meatball. They know nothing and don’t care if they ruin your day.
@jimmy234: My boss is a jack wad. He fires people for no reason and eats lunch at 9 a. m.
My cousin’s a jack wad. He thinks he’s a genius, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
The guy at the gas station is a jack wad. He yelled at me for not wiping my nose.
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A brainless, ignorant, low-life who thinks they’re the king of the world. They’re the kind of person who breaks laws just to make a fool of themselves.
My neighbor is a jack wad. He stole my TV and now he’s eating it for breakfast.
The cops called him a jack wad. He tried to run over a cop with a shopping cart.
My teacher called my brother a jack wad. He drew on the ceiling with crayon.
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Like a jackass, but with a secret inside joke. People don’t hear the ‘ass’ part, so they think it’s a compliment. But it’s actually a backhanded insult that stings like a bee.
My mom called my dad a jack wad. He didn’t know what she said, but he still took it as a compliment.
The principal called me a jack wad. I didn’t get it, but I felt stupid for the rest of the day.
My friend called my dog a jack wad. The dog ran away and came back with a chicken.
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