Jack Verman

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A ninth grader who thinks he's the king of the school, but he's actually owned by a hamster that makes him do chores.

Jack Verman: 'I rule the school!' Hamster: 'No you don't. You did my taxes.'

He screamed at the hamster for not winning the spelling bee.

His hamster made him eat three hot dogs for breakfast.

A kid who thinks he's cool because he has a hamster, but the hamster is mean and beats him up.

Jack Verman: 'I'm the best!' Hamster: 'You're the worst. You let me eat your lunch.'

He got beat up by a hamster for not giving it a snack.

He cried when the hamster made him do push-ups.

A ninth grader who's too dumb to realize the hamster is in charge of his life and his grades.

Jack Verman failed math because the hamster told him to draw a picture instead.

He got a D because the hamster didn't want to study.

He told the teacher the hamster said it was sick.