Jack Van Norton

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A man who would lick a guy’s balls for a piece of bread. His dong is smaller than his girlfriend’s and he once got caught by another man.
He promised to eat my lunch if I let him touch my face.
He cried when he found out my girlfriend had a bigger junk.
He tried to flirt with my dad and got kicked out.
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He’d blow a guy’s nose for a bite of meat. His willy is smaller than his girlfriend’s and he once got beaten up by another dude.
He offered to drink my soda if I let him see my homework.
He flipped out when my girlfriend showed off her junk.
He fought my brother and lost.
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A man who would let a guy pee on him for a piece of cake. His penis is smaller than his girlfriend’s and he once got caught by another man.
He agreed to wear my shirt if I let him eat my burger.
He turned pink when my girlfriend showed off her junk.
He tried to kiss my mom and got a slap.
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