Jack Up Your Shit Box

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Getting your face and body pounded like a broken toaster. You’re not just hit, you’re smashed to pieces.

My cousin got jack up his shit box after he stole my mom’s cookies.

Jack up your shit box is what my gym teacher does every Monday.

That kid got jack up his shit box for talking back to the principal.

Getting your face and body smashed so hard you think you’re gonna puke. It’s like being hit by a bus and a pizza.

Jack up your shit box is what my brother does to me every time I lose a video game.

My friend got jack up his shit box for saying the teacher’s pants were on fire.

Jack up your shit box is what my dad does when I forget to do my homework.

Getting your face and body pounded so hard it’s like you were in a car crash. You’re not just hit, you’re totaled.

I got jack up my shit box after I told my teacher she looked like a sock.

Jack up your shit box is what my neighbor does to his dog every morning.

Jack up your shit box is what my mom does when I eat her favorite candy.

Getting your face and body pummeled like you were in a meat grinder. You’re not just hit, you’re ground up.

Jack up your shit box is what my brother does when I laugh at his jokes.

I got jack up my shit box after I told my mom her hair was a fire hazard.

Jack up your shit box is what my friend does when he loses a bet.

Getting your face and body pounded like you were in a wrestling match with a bull. You’re not just hit, you’re trampled.

Jack up your shit box is what my dad does when I break his phone.

I got jack up my shit box after I told my teacher he looked like a sock.

Jack up your shit box is what my friend does when he loses a game.

Getting your face and body smashed like you were in a blender. You’re not just hit, you’re blended.

Jack up your shit box is what my teacher does when I talk back.

I got jack up my shit box after I told my brother his pants were on fire.

Jack up your shit box is what my mom does when I eat her candy.