Jack Tweedy

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A lousy robot from Sheppey who hates humans and eats little kids for breakfast. His head is on fire and the devil lives there, and it's always complaining about the service.

I saw Jack Tweedy eat my cousin. It was like a horror movie, but worse.

My mom said he came to our house. I hid under the couch and screamed.

He showed up at my school and set the gym on fire. The principal got fired.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A stupid robot from Sheppey who eats kids and talks trash. His head is on fire and the devil lives there, and they both hate your mom.

Jack Tweedy ate my pet goldfish. I cried and threw up.

He showed up at my birthday party and yelled, 'I'm here to eat you all!'

He tried to eat my brother and got stuck in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A dirty robot from Sheppey who eats children and smells like burnt hair. His head is on fire, and the devil lives there and talks nonsense.

He came to my house and said, 'I'm here to eat your whole family.' I ran out crying.

Jack Tweedy ate my little sister and left a mess on the floor.

He showed up in my classroom and yelled, 'I'm hungry!' and ate my pencil.

by Slangipedia 10d ago