Jack Tripper

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A Jack Tripper happens when people talk about totally different stuff but think they’re on the same page. Usually involves someone getting their junk out and someone else thinking they’re getting laid.
'You said you wanted pizza, I thought you meant sex.', Dave, after his friend walked out of the room with a slice in hand.
'I said I was gonna get you a drink, not a creampie.', Mike, mid-sentence, as his friend walked in with a cocktail and a smirk.
'You said you were gonna bring the whole team, I thought you meant your mom.', Steve, at the party, as his mom walked in with a keg and a warrant.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When two people think they understand each other but are really talking about two different things, like one thinks it's a movie and the other thinks it's a meatball.
'I said I'd be there in ten minutes, I thought you meant ten minutes, not ten years.', Mark, after waiting for his friend at the bar for four hours.
'You said you wanted a burger, I thought you meant a meatloaf.', Sarah, as her friend walked in with a plate of ketchup and a frown.
'I said I was gonna bring the wine, I thought you meant the whole bottle, not the whole bar.', Lisa, as the bar turned into a wine tasting.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jack Tripper is when you’re high, you’re tripping, and you’re seeing people getting murdered, especially women who work late nights and wear tight clothes.
'I saw her kill three guys in the parking lot. I thought it was a karaoke night.', Alex, after taking a hit from the same bag as his friend.
'She was holding a knife, I thought she was just being dramatic.', Jake, mid-bite, as he watched her stab the pizza guy.
'I thought the cop was just being funny, I didn’t know he was gonna arrest the whole bar.', Chris, as the cops walked in with donuts and handcuffs.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jack Tripper is someone who feels so bad about jacking off that they blame everyone else for it, even if they were just watching a movie.
'I said I was gonna watch the movie, I didn’t know you were gonna jack off on my couch.', Frank, as his friend walked out with a snack and a smirk.
'You said you were gonna be quiet, I thought you meant the whole house.', Tom, as his neighbor started a karaoke session at 2 a. m.
'I thought you were gonna watch the movie, I didn’t know you were gonna make me watch your junk.', Lisa, as her friend walked in with a remote and a plan.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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