Jack Tooze Joke

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A joke so stupid it makes your brain want to quit. Named after Jack Tooze, who tells them like they’re life-or-death.

My mom told a Jack Tooze Joke and my dog cried.

The teacher told one and the whole class got sent to the principal’s office.

I texted my friend a Jack Tooze Joke and he blocked me.

A joke so bad it’s a crime. Jack Tooze is the mastermind behind them, and he doesn’t care if you laugh or scream.

At the bus stop, Jack Tooze told one and I almost got hit by a truck.

My brother texted me a Jack Tooze Joke and I threw my phone out the window.

My teacher used one in class and we all got detention.

A joke so terrible it might as well be a curse. Jack Tooze invents them and then lives with the shame.

I told my friend a Jack Tooze Joke and he yelled at me for 10 minutes.

My dad told one at dinner and my mom threw a fork at him.

I heard a Jack Tooze Joke on the bus and I almost fell off.