Jack TIme

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A stupid way to fight where someone charges into a battle screaming 'Jack Dark' like a crazy person. Everyone dies because it's the worst plan ever.
My cousin started a war by yelling 'Jack Dark' and got stabbed by a sword. Classic.
Jack Time is when you charge into a battle like it's a video game. You die. Everyone dies.
He screamed 'Jack Dark' so loud, the enemy thought he was a god. Then they killed him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you're dying for a smoke and you yell 'Jack Time!' like it's the most important thing in the world. It's just a cigarette.
'Jack Time!' I shouted, then I smoked a cigarette and felt better. Also, I yelled at my mom.
Jack Time was called at 3 a. m. because he didn't want to go to sleep.
She yelled 'Jack Time!' just to get out of doing her homework.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you go into a school and shoot everyone because you're mad at the principal. It's like a bad movie.
He shot up the school because the principal gave him a D. Real life is worse than movies.
Jack Time happened at the school. There was a lot of screaming and a lot of blood.
She shot up the school just because she didn't like the lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When your friend is so late they might as well be a ghost. They could show up any time between 5 minutes and 5 hours later.
He said he'd be here at 3 p. m. He showed up at 8. Jack Time is real.
She was supposed to be here at 10. She showed up at 3. Jack Time strikes again.
He promised to be on time. He showed up at 5. Jack Time is a curse.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you do something nice for someone, like pull them out of a deep, sad mood. It’s like giving someone a hug when they’re crying.
He pulled his friend out of depression by giving him a sandwich and a hug. Jack Time saved the day.
She did Jack Time on her brother by giving him a big hug and a bag of chips.
He did Jack Time on his mom by fixing her broken heart with a song.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone gets so into their own pleasure that they take their clothes off, touch their butt, and even fake sex with pillows. It’s like a weird solo party.
He took off all his clothes, touched his butt, and had sex with a pillow. Jack Time is real.
She was doing Jack Time so hard, she forgot about her homework and her mom.
He was doing Jack Time with two pillows and a couch. It was wild.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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