jack thompson

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A lunatic who thinks video games are responsible for everything bad that ever happened. He even says video games caused the moon landing and that aliens are just fake gamers.
Video games caused the moon landing!
Video games killed my goldfish.
Video games made my mom cry during the Super Bowl.
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A total idiot who thinks video games caused the Earth to get hot, the government to crash, and that the Rapture is just a game glitch.
Video games caused global warming!
Video games made the Rapture happen!
Video games caused the government to fall apart.
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A smelly old man who likes little girls and thinks the First Amendment is just a fancy way to say 'I can poop on the law.'
I like little girls and I don't care who knows it.
I wipe my ass on the First Amendment.
I hate black people and I'm not sorry.
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The reason why we don’t have the First Amendment anymore. He’s like the opposite of freedom and he’s not afraid to use a court case to prove it.
He’s the opposite of freedom.
He used a court case to ruin my life.
He’s like the First Amendment’s ex-boyfriend.
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A guy who’s always fighting video games in court like they’re his enemies. He’s so obsessed he even thinks kids who kill people are just bad gamers.
Video games are my enemy!
Kids who kill people are just bad gamers.
I’m going to sue every game ever.
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A dumb activist who thinks every kid who kills someone is just a bad gamer. He’s wrong because most gamers are just kids who play games and don’t kill people.
Every school shooter is a gamer.
Most gamers are just kids.
Not all gamers kill people.
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