Jack the Tipper

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A man who tips like he’s trying to buy the whole restaurant with a $5 bill and a bad attitude.
Left a $10 tip on a $20 bill because he thought the waiter was slow.
Tipped $1 per person even though the bill was $100 and he was drunk.
Left a dollar on the table and said, 'This is generous, you owe me.'
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A guy who tips so little it makes the waiter want to steal back the money.
Tipped $1 on a $15 bill because he didn’t like the coffee.
Left a single dollar on the table even though the bill was for six people.
Tipped one dollar and said, 'You get what you pay for.'
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A man who tips like he’s saving up for a new pair of socks.
Left a $1 tip on a $20 bill because he thought it was a good deal.
Tipped one dollar even though the bill was $30 and he had a full stomach.
Tipped a single dollar and said, 'I don’t have time for your drama.'
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A guy who tips so little it feels like he’s robbing the waiter blind.
Tipped $1 on a $10 bill because he thought it was generous.
Left a single dollar even though the bill was for four people.
Tipped one dollar and said, 'I’m not rich, don’t expect miracles.'
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A man who tips like he’s trying to make the waiter feel poor.
Tipped $1 on a $25 bill because he didn’t like the service.
Left a dollar even though the bill was for five people.
Tipped one dollar and said, 'I’m not giving you a raise.'
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A guy who tips so little it’s like he’s punishing the waiter for existing.
Tipped $1 on a $30 bill because he thought it was a good idea.
Left a single dollar even though the bill was for six people.
Tipped one dollar and said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t tip zero.'
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