Jack the Nonce

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A guy who can't keep his pants on and thinks he's the king of the school.

Jack the Nonce walked into the cafeteria like he owned it. He tripped over his own feet and still smiled.

He tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office.

He showed up to gym class in his underwear and said it was a fashion statement.

A boy who thinks he's cool because he knows one swear word and uses it all the time.

Jack the Nonce yelled, 'I'm gonna f***ing beat you up!' because he dropped his lunch.

He used the word 'f***ing' to describe his math test, even though he got a 37%.

He tried to be tough and said, 'I'm f***ing famous!' because someone took a photo of him eating a sandwich.

A human being who thinks he's the most important person in the universe and everyone else is just there to laugh at him.

Jack the Nonce walked into the classroom and said, 'You're all f***ing lucky I'm here.'

He took over the lunch table and wouldn't let anyone else sit down.

He told the principal he was going to be prime minister and left the school in a huff.

A boy who thinks he's tough because he wears a hat inside and eats chocolate for breakfast.

Jack the Nonce wore a hat inside the classroom and refused to take it off.

He eats chocolate at 7 a. m. and says it's a 'morning ritual.'

He tried to be tough and said, 'I don't need no f***ing breakfast.' But he still ate chocolate.

A boy who thinks he's the most popular person in school and everyone else is just jealous.

Jack the Nonce told the whole school he was friends with the principal.

He bragged about his 'f***ing epic' lunch and said no one else had that kind of sandwich.

He tried to start a fight with three boys at once and got tackled by the teacher.

A guy who thinks he's the king of the school and everyone else is just there to serve him.

Jack the Nonce told the cafeteria lady he was the 'f***ing king of the school.'

He tried to be the leader of the lunch table and wouldn't let anyone else sit down.

He told the teacher he was going to be prime minister and left the school in a huff.