Jack The Napper

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A guy who naps like it's his job and makes stupid scratch videos to show off.
I napped for three hours and made a scratch video about my sandwich. It's genius.
I don't need sleep. I need scratch videos. And naps. Both.
Napping is my power. Scratch videos are my weakness. I'm Jack The Napper.
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A person who naps so much he forgets his own name and makes scratch videos to remember it.
I napped so hard I forgot my name. Now I make scratch videos to remember it. It's a cycle.
I made a scratch video about my dog. Then I napped. Then I forgot my name again.
I'm not lazy. I'm just strategically napping and making videos.
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A man who takes naps like it's a religion and makes scratch videos to annoy everyone.
I napped for two hours. Then I made a scratch video. It was loud. And annoying.
Napping is my worship. Scratch videos are my offering. You're my sacrifice.
I'm not annoying. I'm just passionately napping and making videos.
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