Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who grabs another guy's junk and won't let go like he's got a death wish.

He was holding onto my junk like it was a life preserver.

At the club, he wouldn't let go of my junk even after I told him twice.

He grabbed my junk and said, 'I'm not letting go until you pay me.'

2

A man who clings to another man's junk like it's the last thing on Earth.

He held my junk like it was a treasure map.

He wouldn't let go of my junk even when the bouncer came over.

He grabbed my junk and said, 'This is the best day of my life.'

3

A guy who takes hold of another guy's junk and acts like it's the most natural thing in the world.

He took hold of my junk like it was a daily routine.

He grabbed my junk in the middle of the grocery store.

He held my junk and said, 'This is how we do it.'

4

A man who won't stop grabbing another man's junk and thinks it's a compliment.

He grabbed my junk and said it was a compliment.

He wouldn't stop grabbing my junk even when I told him I was married.

He held my junk and said, 'You're the best.'

5

A guy who grabs another guy's junk like it's the last piece of pizza.

He grabbed my junk like it was the last piece of pizza.

He took my junk and said, 'This is the best part.'

He held my junk and said, 'I'm not letting go until you finish your pizza.'

6

A man who clings to another man's junk with the tenacity of a raccoon in a trash can.

He clung to my junk like a raccoon in a trash can.

He grabbed my junk and said, 'I'm not letting go until you give me a sandwich.'

He held on to my junk like it was his life.