jack the dog

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A smelly dog who acts like he's the king of the world and wants everyone to adore him. He's got eyes that could make a saint weep and a vibe that could power a city.
My dog Jack thinks he's a rockstar. He barks at the mailman like he's the mailman's ex.
Jack sits on my laptop like it's his throne and stares at me like I owe him money.
Jack smells like a wet sock that's been left in a trash can for a week.
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When you're so broke you can't afford cat food, so you just steal the dog's food and hope the cat doesn’t notice.
I gave my cat the dog’s food. Now the cat is plotting revenge.
Jack ate my cat’s food and now he’s like a fat, smelly king.
I had to feed the cat with dog food because I was broke and lazy.
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When a bunch of guys stand outside a car like they're trying to get a glimpse of a hot dog and the people inside are doing something wild and stupid.
Jack was dogging outside my sister’s car and got caught by her boyfriend.
My uncle was dogging and got kicked out of a parking lot.
Jack and his friends were dogging and got arrested for staring too hard.
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When you have no money and your wallet is crying. You're broke and you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.
I’m so broke I had to eat cereal for dinner and breakfast.
Jack’s owner is broke and now he’s eating cereal for lunch.
I was broke and had to borrow money from my mom just to buy a bag of chips.
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A character in BFB who’s so good he’s literally a god. Everyone respects him and he makes every game better.
Jack the dog is the best character in BFB. He’s like a god in a video game.
I play BFB just to see Jack the dog do his thing.
Jack the dog is the reason I’m still playing BFB.
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A name that’s so cursed it makes men go crazy. Jack is the best friend of man, but men named Jack are doomed to a life of being called a dog.
My friend Jack is so obsessed with dogs he buys them collars and leashes for fun.
Jack sits on Reddit all day talking about dogs like he’s a dog himself.
Jack’s owner lets him sleep in a crate like he’s a dog who’s been abandoned.
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