Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

drag that skank outta the club and cram your dick up its butt

Bro just jack that ass and leave the club

I saw him pull that bimbo outta the bar and slam her against the wall

That guy just jack that ass and walked out like he owned the place

2

the weakest royal ass in the deck of butts, too dumb to know when to shut up and too smart to know when to run

That jackass at work is the weakest ass ever

He’s the dumbest jackass I’ve ever met

This jackass keeps talking and no one knows why

3

the cousin of Jack the Ripper who farts and kills people

That guy farts so loud he killed the whole bar

He farts on command and people die

That fart was so strong it knocked out the DJ

4

the biggest, juiciest, and most delicious butt you’ve ever seen and you want it in your mouth right now

That butt looked so good I almost bit it

I saw that butt and instantly got a hard on

She turned around and I almost cried from how good her butt looked

5

a stupid kid from the Azores who sucks dick and watches midgets eat sandwiches

That kid is the stupidest Azorean I’ve ever seen

He sucked my dick and watched midgets eat sandwiches

He’s the Azorean version of a faggot

6

a dumbass who is also a donkey and doesn’t know the difference

He’s a donkey and he thinks he’s a human

That jackass is a donkey who thinks he’s smart

He’s a donkey who just keeps being stupid

7

a guy so ignorant he makes you laugh while he gets beat up

He did the stupidest thing and got beat up

That guy was so ignorant he laughed at his own pain

He was so ignorant he made me laugh while he cried