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He might not be the tallest guy in the room, but what's under those pants is massive. He's JACKed to the max and sometimes acts like he owns the place. It's kinda annoying, but his fun time saves the day.
He’s got a six-pack that could beat up a football team.
He flexes in the grocery store like he’s at a bodybuilding competition.
He yells at the microwave like it’s his arch-nemesis.