jack sutton

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The most hot guy on Earth. He never lies and makes you laugh until you wet your pants.

Jack Sutton walked in and the whole room lost their minds.

He told a joke so good I peed my pants.

He said I looked like a raccoon and I still love him.

The man who looks like a god, tells it like it is, and can make you laugh so hard you fall off your chair.

He said my hair looked like a dog’s ass and I still said yes.

He told the truth so hard I cried.

He made me laugh so hard I dropped my pizza.

A sexy beast who always tells the truth and makes you laugh until you’re out of breath.

He said I looked like a mess and I still kissed him.

He made me laugh so hard I threw up.

He told the truth so much I became his best friend.