Jack Strength

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When you get so horny you can lift a car after jacking off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I woke up and moved my couch like it was a boulder.

I bench-pressed my dog after a session.

I ran a marathon just to get a snack.

The power you get when you’re so high on cum you can punch a hole in a wall. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I punched my fridge and it made a noise like a chicken.

I kicked my door off its hinges just to get a snack.

I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

When you get so turned on you can do anything, even if you just jacked off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I ate a whole pizza and didn’t even feel full.

I did 50 push-ups before breakfast.

I stole a car just to show my friend.

The sudden energy you get when you’re so close to cum you can run a mile. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I ran to the store just to buy chips.

I sprinted through my house like a raccoon.

I did a backflip and landed on my head.

When you’re so loaded after jacking off you can do anything, even if it’s stupid. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I yelled at my mom for no reason.

I danced in my socks like a fool.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.